no purpose

My weekend was really a blur…nothing really stands out about it…that would make it a good story…so here are some randumb rantings from this past weekend…dont get your hopes up…

- I went back to the waffle house where I meet the toothless Greta…alas she wasn’t there…so I’m am really convinced that she has passed [pours some to Greta's Memory]

- I realize that Waffle house may be my addiction as I went again on Sunday (with Zohan) and it was at this setting that it was shown to me that Zohan is truly a glutton:

Before

Do you know how many african kids with bugs in their eyes with popped bellies this could have fed?

After

Do we see the problem? Please pay special attention to the 5 cups in the background…

And contrary to popular belief…Zohan isn’t obese…he’s a proud glutton. But quietly…I understand his gluttony…when it comes to waffle house…I mean…their food is ji like the business…and I finally did the impossible…found a clean waffle house…

[side bar] it was at this same waffle house that while Zohan tapped into his inner fatman…that the waitress made me freshly squeezed lemon aid…I mean…she took fresh lemons and squeezed them…in order to make me lemon aid because waffle house stopped selling it…

yea…I still got it [brushes dirt of shoulder]

[new side bar] who knew that being of the darker persuasion was the business…man…growing up…I got called all sorts of names because I was black…now…my skin color is the business – all darkies unite!! [end new sidebar]

[ends side bar]

- Get Smart – was funny…but not haha funny…strongly suggest you cop the bootleg

- I had seaweed salad this weekend…and it was the business!!! Japanese food might be on point (well…its on point until they start wrapping crap in eel) eel sushi def get the crucial side eye (but salmon wrapped sushi def gets the Zohan seal of approval)!

- I’m ashamed to admit to the following:

My name is Doctor…and I really like Lil Wayne’s Lollipop

- Speaking of Lollipop…I managed to find the rock version of that song…and it ji cranks (what can I say…I’m a moco kid at heart)

[sidebar again] its a sad day when you need to bring a note to your job excusing your absence because you were attending your childs orientation to college. Its even a sadder day when I have to write this said letter. [end side bar]

- I’ve noticed that single black women in positions of authority are mean unpleasant people…and me no likey

- I really need a part time job…I dont like the idle time I have…I feel like this time could be best spent…making more money…to support many of my habits

- speaking of habits…I know the feeling Christ had when He walked on water. yesterday…June 22, 2008 – I performed the impossible…I made $400 worth of Banana Republic items only $160! That is a miracle of epic proportions [and if you must know...I didn't steal nann one thing]

- Banana Republic = Wife catching apparel

- U send me Swinging a la mint condition is def playing right now on the ipod is def. playing on the ipod – today will end well

but this post couldn’t end with out tomfoolery:

I died at the amature sketch…

happy monday people!

~ by dadoc on June 23, 2008.