Open Letter to R.Kelly
Open letter to R.Kelly
Dear R.Kelly -
A lot of people thought you were crazy when you married Aaliyah, but people still gave you the benefit of the doubt…because…quietly…12 play was the jump off album. Honestly…I might have been 9 when that joint dropped…but I knew all the words to bump and grind, you remind me of a jeep, and 12 play (couldn’t sing it too loud, because I would have gotten a thorough beat down) – but everyone lost faith in you when you pissed on that little girl. Dude…you pissed on her – like – pssssssssssssssssssssssss drip drip on her…dude…that was ji gross. But it didnt end there…you decided to then get a can of gold spray paint…and spray your head gold…
You need help…and anointing oil. Just know…you are now at the top of my prayer list for the next 3 days.
Respectfully,
Doctor
Jesus take the wheel
ROTF! I can’t breathe!!!!!!
Okay someone please explain to me why his new album is titled “Hair Braider”???
*blank stare*
*CRYINNNNN!!
No you did NOT say Jesus take the wheel!!! That tickles me so!
Arah Kelly ain’t been right since he pissed on that chick. Granted, he’s a musical genius and all (cuz I loved me some Chocolate Factory) but he needs to go lay right on the altar. Prostrate in front of the good Lord! Ok I am really cracking up! Woooo!
LOL @ Drip Drip but oh so true. No one has respect for Kelly anymore. He just faded to the background of things. Someone said the R stands for “rapist” … you ain’t hear that from me though.
2 people need to be shot:
1) the person who agreed to do it hair
2. The person who said “Yes sir this hairstyle is whats poppin and everyone is going to love it?”
Both have sinned and God is NOT PLEASED!!!!!
LOL@ pssssss drip drip I almost choked on my coffee
I would like to say that this is by far the lowest of the low. I thought him and Jay-z was bad but this man has lost him mind!! He love little girls so much that he let one paint his hair the color of the piss he got in their face!!!! LMAO!! This dude is lost it. but like my home girl said, we are mad that he got a tight line with that pissy hair.
I would like to add that I feel bad for a certain greek org that gold is one of their colors. He just took that to the next level and destroyed it. Guess he wants to get down on the low…hmmmm
I wonder??
“you cant lose faith in the man that hit us off with a lil preview of the ignition remix… although he never gave us the rest…”-my little bro
Classic
You are so right about that. I am still waiting for the rest of that song. BUT you know he a busy man these days pissin on people AND being trapped in the closet…lol
OMG Teddy, I always loved you, but this blog right here confirms it!! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahaha!!!
Rra has lost it, some daggone gold braids! I was just telling my girl how this fool did the remix to “Customer”, but Raheem is nowhere to be found; bamma just took over the song!! LMAO
This was the funniest yet! Wat the heck was he thinking with the GOLD SPRAY PAINT….. he musta been sniffing the paint fumes first, lol. Str8 Comedy!